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Found Soulmate

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True 😂

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A great way to write more words in essay.

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Teacher: Why are you late to school?

Student: Because of the sign on the road.

Teacher: What sign?

Student: The one that says “School Ahead, Go Slow.” 😄

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giving commentary 😂

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A person walks into a pet shop and says,

“Can I buy a talking centipede?”

The shopkeeper says, “Odd request, but yes.”

He hands over a tiny box with a tiny centipede inside.

At home, the person says,

“Hey centipede, want to go to the pub?”

No answer.

He asks again, louder:

“HEY! Want to go to the pub?”

Still nothing.

Annoyed, he shouts,

“ARE YOU DEAF?! I ASKED IF YOU WANT TO GO TO THE PUB!”

A tiny voice comes from the box:

“Relax. I heard you the first time.

I’m putting on my shoes.”

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Girlfriend: “If I disappear, will you look for me?”

Boyfriend: “Of course!”

Girlfriend: “Really?”

Boyfriend: “Yeah… I’d check the fridge first. That’s where all the snacks disappear too.” 😄

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I tried to start a “quiet club” where everyone just sits and enjoys silence…

It got shut down because people kept loudly agreeing it was a great idea.

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