A person walks into a pet shop and says,
“Can I buy a talking centipede?”
The shopkeeper says, “Odd request, but yes.”
He hands over a tiny box with a tiny centipede inside.
At home, the person says,
“Hey centipede, want to go to the pub?”
No answer.
He asks again, louder:
“HEY! Want to go to the pub?”
Still nothing.
Annoyed, he shouts,
“ARE YOU DEAF?! I ASKED IF YOU WANT TO GO TO THE PUB!”
A tiny voice comes from the box:
“Relax. I heard you the first time.
I’m putting on my shoes.”
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