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What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer! π
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the husband knows what he's doing
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My password is "incorrect."
Whenever I forget it, the computer tells me, "Your password is incorrect.
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My password is "incorrect."
Whenever I forget it, the computer tells me, "Your password is incorrect.
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Can somebody stop this man?
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Doctor: "Your test results are back."
Patient: "How bad is it?"
Doctor: "I'm afraid you have a rare disease." Patient: "What's it called?"
Doctor: "You get to name it." π
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When you are not able to tell the joke
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Boss: "Why are you late?"
Employee: "I dreamed I was working."
Boss: "And?"
Employee: "I didn't want to wake up and be disappointed." π
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A skeleton walked into a restaurant.
He said:
"I'd like a glass of water... and a mop."
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