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5/14/2026β Negative
France is overrun with drunken deer.
The animals gorge themselves on fermented fruit, after which they begin to behave like they've been partying hard β running in circles, falling to the ground, and losing coordination.
Police have already warned drivers to be more careful on the roads.
I wish I could be a drunken deer galloping through France now, instead of all this.
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