France is overrun with drunken deer. The animals gorge themselves on fermented fruit, after which they begin to behave

France is overrun with drunken deer. The animals gorge themselves on fermented fruit, after which they begin to behave like they've been partying hard – running in circles, falling to the ground, and losing coordination. Police have already warned drivers to be more careful on the roads. I wish I could be a drunken deer galloping through France now, instead of all this. #world_news