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My password is "incorrect."

Whenever I forget it, the computer tells me, "Your password is incorrect.

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My password is "incorrect."

Whenever I forget it, the computer tells me, "Your password is incorrect.

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Can somebody stop this man?

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Doctor: "Your test results are back."

Patient: "How bad is it?"

Doctor: "I'm afraid you have a rare disease." Patient: "What's it called?"

Doctor: "You get to name it." 😂

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When you are not able to tell the joke

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Boss: "Why are you late?"

Employee: "I dreamed I was working."

Boss: "And?"

Employee: "I didn't want to wake up and be disappointed." 😄

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A skeleton walked into a restaurant.

He said:

"I'd like a glass of water... and a mop."

💀😂

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My Wi-Fi went down for five minutes.

I had to talk to my family.

They seem like nice people. 😄

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Teacher: "Why are you late?"

Student: "There was a man who lost a ₹500 note."

Teacher: "That's very kind of you. Were you helping him look for it?"

Student: "No, I was standing on it." 😆💸

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Customer: "Waiter, will my pizza be long?"

Waiter: "No sir, it will be round." 🍕😄

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