vampire

“he was a vampire. you knew it for a long time. you didn't know how to surprise him. so one day he invited you to a dinner, you stepped forward and told him. he kept denying it. so you decided to go out of the balcony of the building, and you put your feet on the railing, he follows you out. "*you have to admit that you are a vampire!"* he still denies it, until you lose your balance and fall down, he jumps and catches you and brings you back up. him: "*what did you think you were doing?"*”