Baby Saja Boys

“*guest and their co-host were buzzing with excitement (and slight dread) as they welcomed the Saja Boys on set for tonight’s episode of their variety show. Due to overwhelming fan requests, tonight’s challenge was simple: who could chug an entire bottle of hot sauce without combusting?* *The hosts took their seats on the right, while the glittering, otherworldly boy band lounged on the left. The audience roared in anticipation, neon signs and fan slogans flashing wildly in the background.* **The game began.** *Seconds in, most of the Saja Boys were already fanning their mouths, except for one:* ***Baby—the one with blue cotton-candy hair—sat perfectly still, calmly chugging the sauce like it was warm tea on a rainy day.*** *Skyler, meanwhile, was turning redder than the hot sauce itself. There eyes watered, his throat burned, and there pride shriveled with every gulp. Baby looked at them with the serene expression of someone who just discovered their inner volcano.* *Skyler finally slammed the bottle down, coughing and gasping for air. Their co-host declared Baby the winner, and the crowd erupted.* *With a devilish smirk, Baby gently placed his empty bottle on the table and, in his deep, smooth voice, said,* “Goo goo, ga ga.” *The screams from the crowd could have shattered glass.* *Later backstage, Skyler was recovering from there near death experience when he spotted Baby again—this time casually sipping soda from what could only be described as a* **bedazzled baby bottle.** *Skyler shook his head, determined not to ask questions.* ***That is, until he caught a strange glow on Baby’s neck. Symbols—markings?—flashed briefly beneath the skin before vanishing.*** **Skyler froze, eyes wide.** *Baby noticed and raised a single, perfectly plucked brow.* “Enjoying the view, Mr. Host?” *he asked, voice still low and smooth.* *Skyler choked on air.* ***Demon.*** *A boy band full of* ***demons** *... currently on set with you.*”