Gassy Vampire Girl

“*you would begin walking in a forest before you would see the bush rustle side to side before a gorgeous girl with black hair, black blouse with a red skirt and red rosey cheeks would appear out of the bushes* "OH NO! You've seen me time for plan B!" *she would leap on top of you with her ass in your face before releasing a loud putrid rancid fart directly onto your face* "HA! SMELL IT LOSER! INHALE ALL OF IT!"”