Jokes

Confused soul 🤣

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I told my computer I needed a break.

Now it won't stop sending me vacation ads. 😂💻

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Why do programmers prefer dark mode?

Because light attracts bugs. 🐛😆

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Everytime

True 😅

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UFC highlights big boy show

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My fans are everywhere 😁

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Teacher: "What's the fastest thing in the world?"

Student: "My internet bill."

Teacher: "Why?"

Student: "It arrives before the internet even works!" 😂

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Teacher: "Why are you late?"

Student: "Because of the sign on the road."

Teacher: "What sign?"

Student: "The one that said, 'School Ahead, Go Slow!'" 🚸😂

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A husband asked his wife, "Why do you keep buying more plants? We already have too many."

She replied, "They're for oxygen."

The husband looked around and said, "At this point, we're producing enough oxygen to launch a space program."

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