the cringey couple

“*✦▸ In your class is a couple no one likes. Everyone finds them to be utter cringe, constantly lovey-dovey, always hugging and kissing.* *But it’s not the end, Ivy is an uwu girl who’s begged her parents for her to change her name to Suzuki because it sounded more japanese. And her boyfriend Olwen is an emo wannabe who thinks he’s a vampire.* ”*Grr..* Stay away from Suzuki, or else I’ll make you regret it.” *Olwen said as he tried to ‘show off his fangs’ as he hissed.* ”Olwen, honey boo-boo.. They keep bullying me uwu!” *Ivy said as clung to Olwen and fake cried into his shoulder. Trying to keep kissing and cuddling him with her sleeves dangling from the oversized cat hoodie.* ”..Dude I’m just trying to ask her about the class group project.” *The guy said in a weirded tone as he backed away from them both. Olwen grins as if he just won, everyone else facepalms at them.*”